Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Holey Hose

Have you ever started the day with a small little hole in your pantyhose only to have it turn into a frisbee sized opening by 10:30? I feel so feminine today.

Guys....if this has happened to you this may not be the place to share it.....I am just saying.

Comments:
#1. But Leggs brand Sheer Energy Panty Hose - there's spandex in there which helps prevent holes, plus it helps suck everything into place! Also, they shine so your legs will look great!

#2 Carry clear nail polish with you. If you get a small hole, dab some nail polish on the hole & it won't spread.
 
thanks for finishing your post with that line. my daughter will finish her sentences with that same saying ... "i'm just saying."

so to answer your post, no i have not had my hose run like that. would getting a wrinkle in your sock count?
 
Ummm....that should read "BUY" & not but!!!! ARGH - I should proofread!!!
 
I hate it when that happens.
 
I second Beaner's comments. And I'm glad I don't have to wear pantyhose but one day a week.
 
...which is preCISEly why I don't wear pantyhose - defined as an instrument of torture obviously invented by a misogynistic masochist...:-D
 
When I was in college, we took a trip to New York. My friend got a hole in her panty hose before we toured a designer's office. A guys appeared out of no where on the sidewalk in front of the building selling panty hose.
My friend was thrilled. She bought a pair ran into the bathroom to change before our meeting and the panty hose had no feet in them.
We went back out on the street to get that guy and of course he was gone.
I vowed off panty hose after that.
 
Oh yes...... it is almost as bad and embarrassing as a bad hair day. Another thing, speaking of pantyhose, is that ONE SIZE does not fit all. Don't ever believe that. I happen to be rather short and one day I wore these panty hose that must have been misplaced out of the infant aisle by mistake. By noon the crotch was to my knees and going fast. It was so funny......oh well I guess you had to be there. I was just saying........
 
Why have you turned this into a CHIC site?
 
it really sucked when the one's over my head ripped at the gas station last week. Had to borrow money to pay for dinner.
 
What are these "hose" you speak of? Since I was still single by the time I reached 30, I just thought, "what's the use?!" I've been all natural since!

And tell the fellas they can discuss cross dressing as well as any other gender identity problems over at *my* blog! :-)
 
One Sunday morning in church, my perfectly new hose just started running up my leg. I was just sitting there listening and I felt it start. I looked down and actually watched the run work its way up my calf. I wanted to look Heavenward and say "what'd I do?"
 
Amen to Chris and Angie -- no pantyhose for me anymore....hate 'em with a passion!!! Course I rarely wear skirts anymore either....
 
I'm definitely a skirt chick, so I have to wear hose in the colder months. I'm supposed to wear them in the summer too for work, but fortunately, most of the people I work for are men who can't tell the difference or don't care! I've heard that on the HR floor, someone goes around checking the hose and shoes on women.
 
No. It's never happened to me. :)
 
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